Pirates of the Caribbean is based on a Disney ride.
No, wait. Pirates of the Caribbean is, in fact, a Disney ride:
It's not really intended for people your age. There are aspects of it that are kind of kiddie, some hokey moments, and at times you feel a tiny bit embarrassed that you're there at all, instead of pursuing a more age-appropriate endeavor, or looking to get a frozen banana. The whole thing feels like maybe it's moving a little slowly - but then there are some neat parts, and you get caught up in it, and before you know it you're squinting in the sunlight again, and chances are good you had more fun than you expected.
Rating: B- (Best pirate movie in...uh, years)Reviewed by Matthew Abrams