Let us honor Mother’s Day with some overly tailor-made news: an upcoming remake of Mother’s Day, Charles Kaufman’s second directorial effort for his brother Lloyd’s Troma Studios.
It’d be easy to lump Mother’s Day in with the raft of early 1980s holiday-named slashers following the success of Friday the 13th – but Mother’s Day has an alibi: it was being filmed in late 1979 at the same time as Friday the 13th, on the opposite side of the same lake (a store location in Mother’s Day even shows up in Friday the 13th Part 2), and released just a few months later than F13’s theatrical date. Its campy quality does makes it feel like a few of the 80s slashers, but it’s heavier on…certain unpleasant content than slashers tend to be, and ultimately plays more like a very light I Spit On Your Grave than a woods-based stalker flick, fitting less into the slice-n-dice genre than the backwoods-horror tradition. It’s got a small following but not one of my favorites.
The new version is expected for Mother’s Day of next year. Director is Darren Lynn Bousman of Saws II-IV and Repo! The Genetic Opera.
Co-producer Richard Saperstein tells the Hollywood Reporter that the flick “will be post-’Strangers‘ in that it has very realistic qualities but has a high-concept overlay, this punishing maternal figure.” Expect a mess.
One of the odder sequel pitches in recent years must have been S. Darko (“A Donnie Darko Tale”*), straight to DVD on May 12. Unsuccessful in the theaters, Donnie Darko gained some critical notice and a cult following on video, though adoption by a certain quantity of the alternative youth demographic (the one for which Hot Topic is a shorthand) has led some older folks to distance themselves from it. Abstract and moody, if its hints of larger pictures mean you can’t quite consider it self-contained, it distinctly does not say ’sequel.’
*Not a Donnie Darko tale. S. Darko follows Donnie’s younger sister Samantha (you remember her from Sparkle Motion). Seven years after the events of Donnie, Samantha (Daveigh Chase, the only returning cast member) hits the road to LA with her friend, uh, Rayanne. They end up in Conejo (Spanish for rabbit) Springs and loosely re-enact Donnie Darko with one of the guys 
from Twilight (Jackson Rathbone) and a fellow who looks like the other guy from Twilight (Ed Westwick of Gossip Girl). Also features the not-un-Jake Gyllenhaal-esque James Lafferty.
DD writer/director Richard Kelly denounced it as a cheap cash-in and refuses to read the script, watch the trailer, etc. He is of course in the right, but the movie’s not as bad as it could have been. Upon first (and likely only) viewing, I found it tolerable – though not especially sensical or necessary, and often weird for weirdness’ sake in its efforts to ape its source material. Writer Nathan Atkins hits most of Donnie Darko’s key points overfaithfully, and director Chris Fisher borrows style as well as structure (e.g. DD’s atmospheric 1980s UK darkwave montage now returning in 1990s format to the strains of Catherine Wheel, Cocteau Twins, Dead Can Dance). The whole thing’s not necessarily decodable or worth decoding in the manner of DD, certainly an oblique presentation, but one which left viewers wanting to make sense of it. (I have not seen the Director’s Cut, which by most accounts tries to explain away the mysteries and in doing so sacrifices the film’s appeal.)
One further note: this is Matthew Davis. I vaguely remember him from David Twohy’s interesting Below, but neglected the rest of his work (Legally Blonde and Pearl Harbor, how could I pass?), but it struck me during S. Darko that he can presumably be retained for a fraction of Bill Paxton’s cost. I expect to see him in the Paxton roles in remakes of Wild Bill’s work from now on.
David Cronenberg’s 1983 Videodrome is up for remake (I know because I was invited to a Facebook group called I Protest a Remake of Videodrome). No director yet, but writer is Ehren Kruger, in whom I haven’t got much faith. Arlington Road had a decent premise, and The Brothers Grimm was a reasonably clever script, but Kruger’s other stuff includes Scream 3, Reindeer Games, and Skeleton Key. It strikes me as problematic that any one man’s writings on technology in the modern era should include both Videodrome and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
But then it looks like the new Videodrome isn’t headed in a particularly Cronenbergian direction. Variety’s clipping: The new picture will modernize the concept, infuse it with the possibilities of nano-technology and blow it up into a large-scale sci-fi action thriller.
Let’s check in with David Cronenberg for his thoughts:
“They haven’t called me. In fact, I know nothing about this.”
Let us honor Mother’s Day with some overly tailor-made news: an upcoming remake of Mother’s Day, Charles Kaufman’s second directorial effort for his brother Lloyd’s Troma Studios.
