Check the Gate!

A good friend stopped by my job a few days ago and let me know his father – at whom I'd nodded once in passing, and nothing more – had died. There's a lot more story here that's not mine to tell, but one of the little details is that the man, not a film industry careerist by any stretch of the imagination, had worked in some capacity on The Gate when my friend was a tyke, and assisted in at least the waterbed setup from Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, possibly among a few other film tasks. I don't say 'credits,' since he won't show up in the credits roll for either flick, but I like to think of this as worth taking a moment's pause to consider the low-end effects techs, not to mention the carpenters, guys in charge of electrical tape, and on down the line.

(Neither do I want to be overly romantic. My very limited experiences when I thought I wanted to work on movie sets led me to be at least a little at odds with the "team effort" idea that it's so easy to praise in any well-intentioned rebuttal of auteur theory. When you show up on a set and nobody can find you script pages or be bothered about script pages, because they're only unionized to adjust lighting stands, it takes some of the charm out of it.)

I caught The Gate repeatedly – both in its entirety and piecemeal – from time to time back when it was an HBO staple, and I was young enough that I might later have ascribed my love of it to being roughly in the right demographic. Capturing a kid's imagination is a different matter from impressing a jaded connoisseur, and going back a couple of decades later to a childhood favorite can be a risky business if you want to preserve your memories. (The Neverending Story is awful, as it turns out.) I wasn't sure if I wanted to risk my very fond recollections of The Gate, but the evening I got the news, I settled in for a Gate revival in tribute.

The Gate is still a wonderful movie. I don't mean "still" as in "despite my grousing," I mean "still" as in: twenty years later already? There's a tricky line between "horror movie for kids" and "horror movie with kids," and The Gate incorporates good stuff from both types. It's not watered-down – there are some creepy bits that are pretty scary for children (my younger self can attest to that), but it's not too extreme. The Gate manages to span the interest of children and adults not just by recasting teen victims as children instead, but buy addressing issues of youth and adolescence. Al begs their parents to leave them for three whole days without a babysitter (Glen equivocates, jokingly but tellingly), but their reasons don't pan out. Al ("Quit calling me Al, my name is Alexandra") can't work things out with her would-be boyfriend ("She's just not ready for me," he boasts), and Glen soon wishes aloud that the babysitter were there after all. It's one of the movie's more revealing moments: obviously Mrs. Van De Grift is unlikely to be of much use against encroaching demonic forces, but Glen's wish is merely to be relieved of the independence he wasn't sure he wanted in the first place. Terry, through the loss of one parent and the unavailability of the other, has more independence than he knows what to do with.

Timelessness in kid-horror comes from universal themes and familiar moments, not from watering down standard horror for the youth set, but by making flicks about childhood and growing up, by knowing that the differences between literal and metaphorical horrors are still being sussed out during those formative years. The films that blur these boundaries are the ones at the apex of the tradition, and they don't air on the Disney channel: The Reflecting Skin, Afraid of the Dark, Wendigo, Paperhouse.

I can't give the more objective, useful assessment of whether The Gate works if your first viewing is as an adult. Kid-horror often has a limited window of impact. If you don't get to it by the early teens, it won't work for you, but if it gets to you as an impressionable 9-year-old, you'll swear by it indefinitely (as long as you don't get curious and pop it in at 29). I can only assume this is why people still tell me to watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and why I can't imagine any impetus to do so.

Gate director Tibor Takács directed the mostly-forgotten I, Madman before bringing Louis Tripp back as Terry (now 'Terrence,' please, an echo of the older 'Alexandra') for The Gate II: Trespassers (sometimes The Gate II: Return to the Nightmare). It's not in the same league as the first, but it's pretty watchable, and seeing the kid from the first flick (not Stephen Dorff, the other one) as a gangly teen has a definite resonance, given the first film's look at adolescence.

There's been a remake in the works, or a semi-remake possibly – one working title was The Gate: 20 Years Later, indicating a semi-sequel. Since The Gate was released in 1987, that boat has long since sailed, but script content was never public enough to determine whether it was sequel or remake. The project had been in the directorial hands of Randy Cook (now 'Randall William Cook,' please), the main effects man on the original, and in the meantime Academy-awarded for work on the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Cook recently told an interviewer at a Fright Night appearance that the script was terrible and that producers weren't willing to let him fix it up. He's no longer involved, and the smart money is on the idea fading out.

(Cook had one of his very few acting roles as the titular madman of I, Madman, a comfy little rainy-night pulp thriller released in 1989 to very little notice – though the trailer stuck with me until I finally got around to renting it years later. What a thrill to act opposite your own special-effect creations, and how Frankensteinian to do it in a horror flick involving a stitched-together face!)

Tibor Takács is now on Sci-Fi Channel monster duty, where's he directed probably the three best-titled flicks of the last three years:



Takács: "It has a lot of good will, so to speak. People look on it favorably. I’m not a big fan of remakes but they happen all the time."


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Sweded

Let the Right One In, a Swedish vampire tale that's been getting nothing but the glowingest of reviews since festival screenings started early this year, is finally getting limited theatrical release in the States. As discussed here a while back when Hammer bought the rights, The American remake is already in the works from Cloverfield helmer Matt Reeves, to the mild dismay of director Tomas Alfredson:

Remakes should be made of movies that aren’t very good, that gives you the chance to fix whatever has gone wrong. I’m very proud of my movie and think it’s great, but the Americans might be of an other opinion. The saddest thing for me would be to see that beautiful story made into something mainstream.

I don’t like to whine, but of course – if you’d spent years on painting a picture, you’d hate to hear buzz about a copy even before your vernissage*!


*1. Also called varnishing day, the day before the opening of an art exhibition traditionally reserved for the artist to varnish the paintings.
2. A reception at a gallery for an artist whose show is about to open to the public.

In checking local theaters to find a showing of Let the Right One In, which I've been dying to see for months now, Fandango had the following suggestions:

I wonder what they're getting at?

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an old Saw

Nothing unpredicted here: the new flick in the Saw run opened, like it does every year at this time, and it grossed about $30 million for its opening weekend, like it does every year at this time. Various press releases and internet news posts tout this as putting the Saw franchise at the top of the all-time grossers for horror series with about $320 million, but this neglects inflation.

A list of adjusted totals from Wikipedia (sourced reliably):

Friday the 13th, $590 million
Hannibal Lecter, $560.4 million,
A Nightmare on Elm Street, $503
Halloween, $498.6 million
Scream, $385.2 million
Psycho, $358.2 million
Saw, $338.3 million
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, $304.2 million
Child's Play, $193

Our anonymous compiler, a F13th fan, has neglected one or two: the Alien series, which should run over $500 million even before including the Alien Vs Predator flicks, and more to the point, the Exorcist series. The original Exorcist by itself, which took in $193 million in 1973, adjusts to about $782 million, singlehandedly obliterating any of these franchises without including sequels and reissues.

As for Saw, it's nothing if not reliable. People seem to enjoy asking how many there'll be, but the creators don't seem to have denoted a magic number to end the series. Conventional wisdom indicates that as long as these things cost $10-15 million to make, open to $30 mil, and close with $50 domestic, they'll hold out.

I am not a Saw fan. The first one had some pretty interesting buzz going, and I dug the premise, but the flick was awful. Poor acting from capable folks, painful, sub-C.S.I.-quality dialogue ("Looks like our guy likes to book himself front-row seats to his own sick little games!"), and a twist so plastic I left the theater groaning - that was it for the Saw franchise, as far as I was concerned.

Still, though, people's continued rabid interest in the series over the years made me wonder what I was missing, and I thought maybe I owed the franchise another shot, so I recently sat down on a day off and lined up all four Saws. I'm still not a Saw fan, but I'm no longer a hater; it's got just a little bit more going for it than I expected. The first film was still painfully bad, but for the first time in my experience, every sequel is better than the original. None of them is wonderful, none is original, but taken as a whole, it's got a small quantity of personality, and there's something pleasurable in the formulaic repetition, expectable structure, the familiar swell of the main theme as each entry climaxes with a comprehensive flashback revealing that episode's twist.

Viewing them back-to-back is a pretty good way of going about it; one of the strengths of the series is its consistent storyline. It's the most soap-operatic horror franchise you could imagine, and seen in a chunk (or over a brief span of a couple days, if you don't want to throw six consecutive hours into it), the singularity of the timeline is intriguing, individual character storylines looking much more delineated than they would if you caught one of these per year. In a single serving, the whole thing plays like a serial, full of teasers and cliffhangers, and if I couldn't differentiate between, say, Saw III and Saw IV as films (any more than you'd know whether a crucial bit on last month's Young and the Restless went down on a Tuesday or a Wednesday), it's as engrossing as any other guilty pleasure you might get caught up in unintentionally. So if you've ever found yourself staying tuned past the first commercial break on L.A. Ink, America's Next Top Model, Passions, or your embarrassing TV show of choice, don't judge the Saw fans too harshly.


Other reasons I'll defend Saw:
-To counter the numerous folk decrying it as "torture porn" and claiming you're a sickie if you'd want to see flicks like these
-The reliable revenue stream for Lionsgate means they can afford to take a few more risks on independent flicks and lesser-known horror options
-Most of all, the annual blood drive, which has gathered tens of thousands of pints, saving over a hundred thousand lives. Should dispel knee-jerk estimation of horror fans being sick. Certainly done more for mankind than any number of Ocean's Elevens.

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Feast; famine

I wasn't sure what to make of the first Feast, and I'm not sure what to make of the second. The first flick, born out of the Project Greenlight movie-competition TV series, is an odd creature and a movie greater than the sum of its parts; this is because most of these parts are stupid. Self-aware, overreliant on super-fast-mo action, deliberately tasteless with a teenage sense of humor, I somehow found myself enjoying it, and there were moments when I had to admit what was onscreen was something I hadn't seen before. Sort of terrible, but undeniably energetic and occasionally creative, it might not hold up to a second viewing, but there is credit due for the things it does right.

The second relies more heavily on the same tricks, with much more deliberate boundary-pushing. It usually feels overeager, but better any number of funnish flicks elbowing you in the ribs a little too hard, pushing boundaries with stupid glee, than one more drab August Underground exercise in simulated snuff for the purposes of extremity.

Feast's gross-out humor is magnified tenfold in [sigh] Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds, and there was at least one moment when I felt vaguely like throwing up, which one has to think director John Gulager would consider a big MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. If you happened to casually mention that there was a new horror flick coming straight to DVD with little-person wrestlers, half-naked Suicide Girls, three members of the director's family prominently involved, and jokes revolving around at least three different bodily functions, I would happily acknowledge that there is a target market for that film, and that it isn't necessarily me, and go off to my Netflix copy of The Nameless.

But Feast got me again, with non-winky performances from Jenny Wade and stalwart Clu Gulager, a couple creative bits, excellent pacing, solid and at times even very good photography, and that same dumb, juvenile exuberance. The ending is make-or-break; I dug it. We'll see where they go with it in [sigh] Feast 3: The Happy Finish.

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Strangers and Strangers

The Strangers hits DVD today: Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman stalked in remoteish home in the wee hours by trio of masked creeps. The 'INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS' tag trumpeted on the DVD refers essentially to the Manson family murders, compounded with an obviously nonlethal childhood experience of writer-director Bryan Bertino.

The flick is well-done, an effective chiller and a breath of fresh air midsummer (I caught it immediately after Indiana Jones; it helped). Positive reviews and a $20 million opening-weekend haul on a $9 million budget meant that Bertino and the flick itself were instantly in demand: Bertino's got three new thrillers already in the works as writer/director, and The Strangers was lined up for a second installment, illogical though it may be. Difficult to discuss without spoiling the movie, so well enough will here be left alone. With Strangers a newly established name, it won't have to rely on counter-programming against dissimilar demographics, as when Rogue made it the sole darker option against Indiana Jones and Sex and the City. If it avoids the endless delays of the first flick (which it will), it'll step up to a more respected scheduling spot with a loosely projected Halloween 2009 date.

Bertino is expected to write the sequel, but not necessarily direct.

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Panic in year Zero!

Jaume Balagueró (discussed in previous [REC]-[REC]² -Quarantine post) recently contributed a piece to the hypothetical-trailer Teaserland project: El Exorcista 5.

Of course, there was no Exorcist 4, or else there were two. Paul Schrader shot the film now known as Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist, which was then scrapped; Renny Harlin took over and reshot essentially the entire film, now Exorcist: The Beginning. Until I get to see Schrader's X, I here refer interested parties to my bible on the topic, Scott Foundas' Hell Hath No Fury, which ran for the LA Weekly in 2004, the containing issue subsequently spending at least three years sitting in a stack of reference materials for my occasional consultation.

As the unseen Schrader version grew in reputation, there was some early speculation that it'd see a side-by-side DVD release along with the Harlin film. Some time after Exorcist: The Beginning hit theaters (August 2004) and subsequently DVD (March 2005), the Schrader film saw the light of day as a very limited theatrical run and eventual DVD release (October 2005), which I hereby argue qualifies it as canonical. Both are alternate tellings of the prequel, so each one could be considered The Exorcist Zero, though this numerology has not yet – yet – widely caught on in the film world.

The zeroth installment seems to have premiered in the comic book world. While the true ground zero was underground mainstay Zap Comix, which released an issue #0 in 1967, that was more a middle finger to The Man, or at least a gag on the comic numbering Establishment. The #0 as denotation of prequel would be decades off.

Other than Zap, the first published example I can find came in December 1991 with The Mask #0, a prequel to the Dark Horse miniseries that would become a sizable hit for Jim Carrey a few years later. The Mask character (technically, not a character so much as a mask) featured in a few more miniseries for Dark Horse both before and after the movie, which launched a cartoon series and a sequel. The Mask series had its fans, but #0 was far from a major comics event, unlike something called Unity a year later.


Valiant Comics, launched in 1990, revived a choice few of Gold Key Comics' 1960s roster of characters: Dr. Solar, Man of the Atom; Magnus, Robot Fighter; Turok, Son of Stone. Sadly, The Occult Files of Doctor Spektor did not see revivification. Valiant proved a juggernaut in the early 90s, giving Marvel and DC serious competition for market share. Though Valiant increased rapidly in popularity, it found itself heavily in debt to its parent company, and consequently started work on what would be the defining event of its history, a company-wide (all eight titles!) crossover called Unity, kicking off with Unity #0 in August 1992. Unity 0 was a free sample, a giveaway to get fans into comic shops and hopefully pre-ordering their copies of the upcoming issues. The project was an enormous hit, sending Valiant comics to claim a number of spots on the monthly top-ten sales lists for many months to come. Unity 0 and Unity 1 bookended the 16-issue crossover, lending a certain sort of epic, spacey feel to the thing, but in practical terms, they could as easily have been numbered Unity 1 and Unity 2, or Unity A and Unity B, or Unity Yellow and Unity Blue. Two months after Unity concluded, Rai #0 was released (in November 1992), becoming a massive hit and helping Valiant relaunch the Rai book, while providing a jumping-off point for several new spinoff and related titles. While Rai #0 was a major release, Valiant had already been working with the idea of numbering an issue zero to denote antecedence to established chronology, and did so in a surprising number of ways.

By that time, you might have already walked into your comic shop and bought a copy of Archer & Armstrong #0, available over the counter. Other Valiant takes on the Zero were more ambitious. If you wanted a Harbinger #0 – which in 1992 you definitely did – you had to cut out and mail in coupons from your Harbinger issues #1-6, though you'd be understandably reluctant to take scissors to a comic which fan frenzy had escalated above the $100 mark. If you wanted Solar, Man of the Atom #0, you didn't need to cut anything up, but you did need either dough or prescience; it was serialized throughout the first ten issues. This means that while you could have a Magnus or Harbinger #0 in 1992, you'd have to wait for March 1994 to finish reading Solar #0 – but it also means Solar's seeds were sown first in September of 1991, beating even The Mask #0 to the punch.

After Valiant's sales were at least temporarily saved by zero, other companies pursued the zero effect. Over at Image Comics, Rob Liefeld, not known for his originality (zero for conduct, Rob), rushed Youngblood #0 to press (shocking, considering his inability to get any book out remotely on time) and had it in stores by December '02. A preponderance of imitators soon ground zero into the dirt, and alternate numbering became an occasional, reliably noticeable gimmick. DC, Marvel, and Wizard Magazine had their own takes on the idea (there are comic books numbered ½, 1,000,000, and even less than zero, as when Marvel did a month of -1 issues), but I think we're far enough afield for now.

Video games have taken to the zero numerology – Resident Evil, Silent Hill (renamed SH: Origins), Perfect Dark, Mega Man, Street Fighter – but film has been slower to get carried away. The initial effort seems to be 2000's Ringu 0, the third in the Ringu (The Ring) series, followed in 2004 with Cube Zero, the third in that series as well. Alex Proyas has Dracula Year Zero in development, and the new Star Trek flick was under the working title Star Trek Zero for a brief time; I suspect zero will come to be a more common movie-title suffix in the near future.

So, finally, back to the warring Exorcist prequels. Are they both Zero, or is one Zero and a Half or Zero #2? As they offer alternate takes on the same story, the films don't seem to exist in the same continuity, which makes them alternate zeroes. If we are already drawing from comic logic, we can always further apply it to find we have Exorcist Zero (Harlin) and Exorcist Earth-2 Zero (Schrader). This would make Paul Schrader the evil anti-Renny Harlin, which by God if I hadn't just written extensively on Valiant Comics, you'd be reading a couple pages on right now. Granted, it's more fashionable and less absurd to consider Schrader the good guy and Harlin on the dark side of filmdom, but objectively, Harlin's film somehow seems to have primacy, though the reasons are tenuous. Studio preference, first/wider/theatrical release, even the primacy of EXORCIST in the title over DOMINION.

I'd welcome a more movie-based reading of which film is the main one, as well, and would offer one myself if it weren't some time since I've seen them, and both too closely together to remember details very distinctly. Certainly Schrader's is the better film, though hobbled by some pulled funding, incomplete effects, and limited post-production, it's also not as great as we all had hoped in the collaborative creation of the legend of Paul Schrader's Unreleased Exorcist Movie, wherein we elitist types repeated that we'd heard the studio found it too psychological, too deeply scary, and not gory enough. As it is, it's sort of like Breaker Morant, if it were also Wishmaster.

In any case, there are five Exorcist films, numbered up to Legion, I'm sorry, numbered up to Exorcist III, which means Balagueró's dream project (or momentary amusement) would be either IV or, even following Balagueró's own logic, VI. Comic books dictate that a number zero installment doesn't fill a place sequentially, so if this were a comic, it'd be El Exorcista 4. It's questions like this that keep this blog up nights.

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Press Play and Record

Brief last-minute post to document today's release of Quarantine, American remake of the shockingly recent Spanish production [REC]. Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza's project had its first showing on August 29 of '07, making this surely one of the quickest turnarounds in remake history. Last year's version is a fine flick, a punched-up little mostly-single-locale, mostly-real-time aggressive-infection flick that I'd happily set alongside Mulberry Street, Cloverfield, or even Shivers at my next Halloween party (or all of the above, if only my friends were a little more devoted).

Remake is directed by John Eric Dowdle, whose last assignment was The Poughkeepsie Tapes, some sort of faux-snuff pseudodoc project that did what seemed to me like a fair bit of internet viral marketing before completely disappearing from anyone's radar. Cursory research reveals that after screening at Tribeca in April 2007, it was scheduled for February 2008 release (hence the marketing machine kicking in) before being delayed to sometime in 2009.

[REC]² is in the script stage, set for sometime 2009. Teaser poster confirms Balaguero and Plaza both on as writers/directors.

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I hate interactive theater


Night of the Living Dead is a popular choice for re-invention, due to status as film classic, epochal moment of zombie film, and public domain no-fee adaptability.

Night of the Living Dead: Re-Animated
won't be completed until next year sometime, but Pacific Nor'westers can already catch the latest in NotLDiana at the Seattle Children's Theatre, where a theatrical, at least partly musical adaptation is already underway, running through the end of the month.

Troy Fischnaller, oddly top-billed though he plays Johnny, I dunno. Sarah Harlett (Barbra) I dunno either, but as her three-film career includes one flick by Robinson Devor (Police Beat) and one by Guy Maddin (Brand Upon the Brain), I'd have to expect good things.

Word is the stage production will contain some slapstick comedy and a zombie dance bit, but'll still be the theatrical equivalent of PG-13.

Please do not feed the zombies:

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and you thought Resident Evil was cartoonish

Puppets, Sock Puppets, Shadow Puppets, Finger Puppets, Oil Paint, Water Color, Acrylic Paint, Ink, Markers, Conte, Charcoal, Pastels, Pencils, Cels, Sand, Cut Outs, Comic Panels, Machinima, In-Game, Flash, Power Point, After Effects, 3D Models, Step Motion, Stop Motion, Photography, Silhouettes, Dolls, Clay, Metal, Wood

...will be among the methods on display in Night of the Living Dead: Re-Animated, a new take on your favorite and mine. Engineered by animator Mike Schneider, taking full advantage of the perhaps-too-easy conceptual link between zombification and 're-animation,' it's a "mass collaborative animation," an open-call project for animators and visual artists of any sort to recreate or replace a selected chunk of visuals, eventually painting over the whole film.

I naturally wondered what happens when Schneider receives a hundred and eighty clips covering the same four key sequences, but he has a plan in place: a public vote on established public zombie discussion forums (he cites Zombie Nation [please, not to be confused with German electro act Zombie Nation] and All Things Zombie), with non-selected clips winding up in DVD bonus features.

There's an intriguing distribution model as well. In-progress versions will be shown at interested spots around the country, giving folks the opportunity to learn about it while there's still time to submit work. The finished flick, after limited festival screening, will be distributed free of charge on the internet through torrenting (a deal with Demonoid has been set up), with potential revenue from DVD sales and a hefty selection of complete-project and individual-artist merch already up at the film's website.

Plenty of time to get your work in before the December 15 deadline. The only rules: "Must be your own work, must match the original audio, must be in black and white." Sign up or check out samples over at the site. Some look intriguing, some look terrible. More than a couple look like A-Ha's "Take On Me" video, but then, there are some intriguing zombie connections. Tell me you don't see it:

So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But that's me stumbling away

You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway

Take on me

Take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

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