Name drops

Diablo Cody and Jason Reitman will follow Juno by teaming once again – Cody's script, Reitman producing – for an upcoming horror-comedy called Jennifer's Body, directed by Karyn Kusama. (I don't know if it's Cody or Reitman responsible for bringing J.K. Simmons back for this film as well.) The Jennifer in question (Megan Fox of Transformers and Transformers 2: More Transformers) is a small-town Minnesotan cheerleader who succumbs to demonic possession and starts killing the local boys. Her best friend (Amanda Seyfried, of sizable runs on Big Love and Veronica Mars as well as the upcoming Mamma Mia, an entry in the Greatest Hits CD-to-film genre) and a Satanic rock band play parts.

Cody's desperation to prove some hipness included some much-derided Dario Argento name-checking in Juno, so it's not too much of a stretch to see her jocking further from the giallo canon – in this case, her title, which puts me distinctly in mind of Giuliano Carnimeo's The Case of the Bloody Iris, starring Edwige Fenech and George Hilton. More precisely, it puts me in mind of the original 1972 title: Perché Quelle Strane Gocce di Sangue sul Corpo di Jennifer?

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What Are Those Strange Drops of Blood Doing on Jennifer's Body?

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Hi-yo!

Hollywood Reporter says that the Lone Ranger will ride again in Disney's search for their next family-friendly action franchise. Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio will write; they're the fellas behind the Antonio Banderas 1998 and 2005 Zorro revival, as well as the Pirates of the Caribbean flicks.

As always, the usual rule is in effect: if you ask about the 1998 Godzilla remake, the interview will be terminated.

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Shuttered

Lest it pass without notice, a very brief word on Shutter, which opened to poor reviews and a third-place weekend with about $10.5 million. Shutter, about a couple who are involved in an accident and subsequently suffer some haunting-related symptoms, was originally a smash-hit Thai flick in 2001, written and directed by Banjong Pisanthanakun and Parkpoom Wongpoom. It was remade in Indian last year (as Sivi), and hits U.S. shores now with Japanese virus-horror specialist Masayuki Ochiai (Parasite Eve, Infection) in charge; the new production casts white kids (Joshua Jackson, Rachael Taylor) and sets the story in Japan, on the premise that one Far Eastern spirit-photo superstition is as good as another. The original was just okay, a lot of filler, a cute payoff but way too long to get to it.

Pisanthanakun and Wongpoom's next feature was Alone (Faet) in 2007. Alone, an entry in the conjoined-twin horror subgenre, won an audience award in Toronto. The Indian and U.S. remakes are in the works.

Not quite worthy of a separate post: the apparent abandonment of the Fatal Frame film. Frame, like Shutter, deals with the world of spirit photography: a young lady searching for her brother in a very haunted house has only a box camera (through which she can see apparitions) to dispel the haunters. The particularly scary 2001 video game (Project Zero in Australia and Europe) kicked off one of the more well-respected horror franchises, with the fourth installment in the works for the Nintendo Wii, looking at a summer release. The movie had been gossiped about as a Spielberg production, with various writers mentioned (Spielberg, John Rogers, Mark Brinker, Robert Fyvolent) but the last time I heard anything was a couple years ago now.

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It all adds up

Since early last year, there's been talk of 28 Months Later, a trilogy-concluder (?) to Danny Boyle's fantastic, now-influential 28 Days Later. The word was that depending on the draw of 28 Weeks Later, the third could get into the scripting process. $28 million dollars later (well, $28.6), it's seemed to fall into a holding pattern, though with subsequent worldwide gross and DVD sales, the numbers are likely to add up to another 28. During publicity for Sunshine, Boyle said that he would indeed be interested in returning to make a third, and might even retake the directorial reins from Juan Carlos Fresnadillo (due to Sunshine, he only served as executive producer and shot some second-unit footage for 28 Weeks). It'd take place in Russia, and not any other country 28 Weeks might or might not have implied.

Yesterday while watching Doomsday – and having a complete blast, by the way! – a subtitle told me at the commencement of the proper action that our main story was set in 2035. 28 Weeks Later came out in May of 2007, so if my calculations are true, that makes Doomsday, ladies and gentlemen, 28 Years Later.

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Wizard of Gore screenings

Boston-area readers, if any: Jeremy Kasten's Wizard of Gore remake, previously mentioned, screens tonight and tomorrow (March 20th/21st) as part of the Boston Underground Film Festival. Enjoy, or don't!

Guardians of the Galaxy

More unambiguously on Ron Howard's plate: Colossus, set for 2010. Colossus revisits 1970's Colossus: The Forbin Project, Joseph Sargent's adaptation of a D.F. Jones novel about a post-HAL but way pre-WOPR, pre-Skynet, pre-Matrix supercomputer built to oversee United States security (and, to a lesser extent, Guardian, its Soviet equivalent).

Colossus first came to my attention in 1991, when Joel Robinson called it his favorite movie, but it never seemed widely available, and it was a number of years before I got a chance to find it a great, humanistic sci-fi thriller which shockingly hadn't seemed to age a day in a quarter century, set design and typefaces aside.

Somehow I had mistaken it for a TV movie – perhaps it was the limited need for set variety, a subconscious association of Eric Braeden with the medium, or the unfortunate pan & scan print available. In fact, the only DVD release to date is a bargain-priced grainy, cropped version. A fine widescreen print makes the internet circuit (let me know if you need a copy); this is probably the laserdisc, released in a two-pack with Silent Running (remake not yet announced). The remake should fix this, and we'll probably see a nice rerelease, but in the meantime, Amazon UK shows a May 26, 2008 target date for a widescreen disc.

While James Bridges' screenplay for Colossus: The Forbin Project was based solely on D.F. Jones' original 1966 novel, the updated Colossus script by Jason Rothenberg includes material from 1974's The Fall of Colossus and 1977's Colossus and the Crab. I'm curious about that last one too.

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limited Caché

With the remake of Funny Games hitting theaters ($520,000 in 289 theaters, for a not-great $1800 average), worth taking a moment to mention the other Michael Haneke remake project in the works. Caché was probably his biggest success to date, featuring Daniel Auteil and Juliette Binoche as a married couple who find a creepy videotape left on their doorstep.

After Caché (aka Hidden in the U.S.) made a splash in 2005 (Haneke won best director at Cannes), rights were bought up and passed around, landing at Universal, where Ron Howard expressed interest. This news came about a year ago; no updates since then, and Howard has plenty on his plate. More as/if it develops.

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Happy 17th

St. Patrick's Day was, of course, on Saturday, as it can't fall during Holy Week.

The leprechaun is a fairly minor character in Irish folklore, with no tie whatsoever to St. Patrick.
Sci-Fi network is showing the Leprechaun series all day, if you're home and bored. Also in no way related to St. Patrick's Day:

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The Lost World

In recent discussion of multi-genre sequeldom (Cloverfield, Trilogie), Padgett draws my attention to that very topic addressed elsewhere just yesterday:

cowboy driving his horse hard in front of a chasing lava flow, rearing it up, fully unloading his two revolvers into the molten rock

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But not serious

Speaking of The Desperate Hours:

Just because the 1955 crime thriller influenced a good handful of later films doesn't mean it was without its own precedents. Joseph Hayes based the screenplay on his own 1954 play, based on his own 1953 novel, based on a news story from 1952, in which the Hill family of Whitemarsh, PA (they became the Hilliards for purposes of fiction) was held hostage by three ex-cons.

William Wyler's film took notes from previous confined-area hostage drama based-on-a-play efforts, perhaps John Huston's 1948 Key Largo, but certainly Archie Mayo's 1936 Petrified Forest (both starring Humphrey Bogart). Bogart originated the role of Duke Mantee onstage, and when the play was optioned for film, Leslie Howard made sure Bogart kept his part (for which Bogart and Lauren Bacall named a kid Leslie Howard Bogart). Mantee onscreen was Bogart's big break, and he'd later refer to his Desperate Hours portrayal of Glenn Griffin as "Duke Mantee grown up." Bogart would reprise the role once more, opposite wife Lauren Bacall, in a live color telecast for NBC's Producers' Showcase in May of 1955, five months before The Desperate Hours hit theaters.

Desperate Hours-inspired cinema discussion is probably incomplete without a mention of Desperate Hours, Michael Cimino's 1990 remake. Aside from dropping the antiquated definite article from the title, Cimino changed the story up a bit and put Mickey Rourke in the role of the escaping crook, barging in on the Cornells (Anthony Hopkins, Mimi Rogers, and kids) until his accomplices can straighten things out. Remember thinking fairly well of it (additional note: other than as 'Shoe Store Cop' in the great Max Dugan Returns, it was my first exposure to the enjoyable David Morse) but that was 15 years ago.

There's a listing for a Five Desperate Hours, a 1997 (October 5, 42 years to the day from The Desperate Hours' New York premiere) made-for-TV movie (again, NBC) with a similar point of origin – here, petty crook Giancarlo Esposito finds himself on the run and busting into the home of housewife Sharon Lawrence, adding a racial dynamic and whittling it down to a one-on-one discussion as the SWAT team waits outside. Don't do it, Giancarlo! That run on Homicide is right around the corner!

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It's all fun and games until...

Speaking of Desperate Hours-inspired cinema, it's nearing time for U.S. moviegoers to brace for the Funny Games remake, hitting what I'd guess will be an all-too-low number of theaters on March 14th.

Austrian provocateur Michael Haneke remakes his own 1997 original. Word is it's shot-for-shot (confirmed by producer Linda Moran in the early stages), and the trailer does indeed look mighty familiar – it's frame-by-frame same as the original trailer for about a minute or so, at which point we get a little In the Hall of the Mountain King and the dramatic escalation that Grieg usually provides.

Haneke selected to translate his dialogue Naomi Watts, Tim Roth, and Devon Gearhart (as the unsuspecting vacationers) and Michael Pitt and Brady Corbet (as the mannerly intruders). Talented cinematographer Darius Khondji must have been bored replicating shots; Watts described the process of structurally simulating a previous performance as akin to 'acting with a bag over your head' in an interview I can't currently relocate to fact-check that quotation. I imagine Devon Gearhart also found the process remarkably similar to acting with a bag over his head.

“To my knowledge, no one has ever remade his own film so precisely,” Haneke told novelist John Wray for the New York Times: “The new version is the same film superficially, of course, but it’s also very different: a different atmosphere, different performances, a different end result. That in and of itself is interesting.”

Funny Games is indeed a funny game, a teetering mixture of Haneke's unerring technical precision with an occasional (but very much the film's thesis) interest in accusations of audience complicity. Haneke intended it, from what little I've read, as a volley against the sadism of Hollywoodized violence; part of the appeal of the movie to me is the way it both succeeds and fails, or, since Haneke is unfailingly precise in my experience, the way it offers and withholds. If you really want to subvert the violent thriller, isn't that best achieved by starting with a pretty standard one and using that as an impartial base to level your accusations at the audience? Unfortunately, Haneke is probably too good a filmmaker, and so he made a better thriller, which seems at odds with his main point. Or is the offscreen violence part of a withholding to make us wonder what we want from these flicks, the long static shots meant to frustrate? In any case, the original "was always made with American audiences in mind, since its subject is Hollywood’s attitude toward violence," says Haneke, which must have led to some frustration over the years, since it hasn't been widely seen in the States.

The remake, then, seems less like a remake and more like a re-try, an admission that the only way to reach the ideal audience is to make it in English with actors of some recognizability (though Watts is the only box-office draw). Note that the original Funny Games is titled in English despite being in German, announcing its North American relevance immediately (and again at the end). If the entire endeavor is an attack on American audiences, it's only right they get to see it. Ideally it'd open in a lot of theaters and make a lot of people very mad, but sadly the assumption right now is that grim torture thrillers are very out (though Funny Games, as with Haneke's others, allows very little onscreen violence), so I'm not expecting the wide release it would need to make any real impact beyond art-house philosophizing.

What I expected upon Americanization was a removal of the weird European art-house stuff, the stuff that makes Funny Games stand out beyond its showing as a strong genre flick. It's also what makes the movie potentially confusing to anyone (if you've seen it, you know what scene I mean), let alone an audience not used to these shenanigans. In any case, Haneke admirably enough retains the meta-commentary (be a sellout if he didn't), and the film will level its mild assault on audiences soon, to mediocre box-office and general disdain from critics who gripe about its brutality, lumping it in with the usual suspects, or find its forced audience involvement distasteful (or tasteful but uninteresting in its second iteration).

Funny Games can't necessarily decide if it's against a sadistic audience or cinematic violence. Haneke seems to think the latter and main heavy Paul the former, so which to believe? Paul's opinion, clearly stated, is that perceived fiction is as real as perceived reality, so that'd leave the two on equally authoritative footing.

Haneke (nor Paul) also doesn't much distinguish between the unwashed masses salivating over what he must see as non-commentary film violence (Saw, to pick an easy target, and to select a movie I didn't like but would still be willing to produce a defense of, or maybe Hannibal, to go a different route) and more critical patrons at the Arclight watching No Country For Old Men. Nor does he address a third group, those writing dissertations on I Know Who Killed Me (figuratively or literally). There's much to question about the motives about this group in particular, myself included, and Haneke surely has his own ideas, but he stays mum. Paul is happy to include all viewers equally, and his refusal to distinguish makes the charges all the more applicable, and perhaps admirably removes the high horse from the second and third categories. I'm pleased to realize that he's including Haneke as well.

In any case, the rather difficult poster pointedly addresses the larger idea that Funny Games wants to get across. While the genteel evildoers do lightly remind the family that their own inhospitality was the catalyst for their subsequent misery, the tagline YOU MUST ADMIT, YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF refers more crucially to the poster-readers and movie-watchers, who are the guilty parties, having indirectly brought upon themselves the original assault, the retargeted second-chance presentation (exponentially extra guilt if you watch the original and return for the remake), and Naomi Watts' predicament itself. Unless you're just walking past the poster on your way into the multiplex to see Horton Hears A Who, in which case, whoops, my bad.

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Cool Whip

In a Papermag interview, Lindsay Lohan resurrects an rumor dating back to 2005 or so: playing Ann-Margret's role in a Kitten With A Whip remake. Lohan met with David O. Russell last year to discuss "an existing script," though no word as to the writer. Kitten, 1964, is a juvenile-delinquency Desperate Hours featuring Ann-Margret as the titular kitten who first inadvertently, then advertently traps senator John Forsythe in his home at the mercy of her slang-slinging friends, on the way to an eventual blackmail plot.

Of trivia interest: said substantially slung slang includes a line giving name to superlative 90s indie-pop outfit Nothing Painted Blue.

Kitten With A Whip is pretty enjoyable, despite being granted the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment, but not on DVD in either original or MST3k forms. Remake would of course remedy this.

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