Father's Little Dividend

Taking a short hiatus. I've been asked to officiate the wedding of good friends, a couple The Apple fans who met at one of my annual Halloween horror-movie parties (/singles mixers, apparently). It's coming up in a couple of weeks, and I'd like to give preparation the better part of my attention. I'll leave you to your own devices to mull over rumors of both Eli Roth and The Office's B.J. Novak cast in Quentin Tarantino's remake of Inglorious Bastards, Britney Spears in Quentin Tarantino's remake of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, and whatever you got on The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. See you soon.