Cloverfield Stuff

From the History page at the Slusho site:

He decided he would make his mother's dream live - make the tastiest drink, unlike anything on earth! Because the ingredient was discovered on the deep ocean floor, under amazing pressure and the most extreme cold, Ganu knew he had to serve the ingredient in a near-frozen state to preserve its freshness!

He re-joined with his cousin, and combining the incredible drink-making knowledge of Noriko's business with the new ingredient, SLUSHO! came to life!!!!!!!

Everyone who drinks a SLUSHO! tastes Noriko's dream, and becomes a small whale like Noriko - because you just want to drink huge amounts of SLUSHO!

BET YOU CAN'T DRINK JUST SIX!!!

• Delicious mystery ingredient, harvested from below the earth's surface?


• Consumable, with possible addictive properties?


• Served chilled?


• Parasite?

I'd like to be the first to posit that Cloverfield is:

A remake of Larry Cohen's classic The Stuff.

As for destruction raining from the stars, I can only offer this evidence: