Ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa

Largely unseen (though not unheard) since that comedy routine he did with Kanye, Mike Myers has reappeared with three or so projects on the agenda, the most dismaying of which is a remake of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Luckily the other Kaye films haven't been raided yet, but it's a road that could have been left untraveled. At least it's not Jim Carrey, who had previously been considered (as had Owen Wilson).

Storywriter James Thurber reportedly offered Samuel Goldwyn $10,000 not to make the 1947 version - any wealthy benefactors care to step to the plate?